Friday, July 24, 2009
Steps For A Successful Procrastination was written at 12:56 PM
Step 1
Make this your mantra : "I'll do it later. There's more time."
Step 2
Come up with things you ought to do three weekends ago. If u cant think of any, these may help :-
a) 'My table is too dusty. I cannot study in these conditions thus I should dedustify.' Take at least 3 hours to "find" the duster before you start dusting.
b) 'Whats that song i need to download again?' Hmm... Switch on your laptop and get carried away.
c) 'My socks are not organized. I MUST search for my other purple pink polka dot pair.' and
This never fails -
d) Ask your parents if theres any cleaning to do. Quite beneficial as this is major sucking up and you'll prolly end up with a brand new car by the end of the year.
note : the word 'prolly' is bolded so DONT get yur hopes up.
step3
Screw it. Go watch TV!
Step 4
Think Hungry. Think "Brain food". GO TO KITCHEN.
And if all fails; you're STILL studying then
Step 5
GO TO SLEEP =)
You got me XOXO,
Fiq