Monday, April 28, 2008
Shocker. was written at 7:42 PM
Seems like everyone is blogging nowadays. And I mean everyone. Even people who live under a rock pun sibuk-sibuk kan blogging, Aku yang awesome ani tia pulang inda. I guess its a new health craze. Like yoga or being emo.I bet you're all dying to know what happens inside the brain of the awesome one. And i bet you're also rolling your eyes at this time. And i should tell you this : To awesome people, like ME, rolling your eyes is a sign telling that you are actually fascinated by what i'm saying and you definately want to hear more.
So i'm feeling a bit wisdomy today so Im gonna respond to ydah's comment pasal being jealous yang a girl being lawa-er and all. So listen up.
As I've always said, we are all the same. Lawakah, Bidakah, ia jua taie mu bebau. This applies to EVERYONE. And I mean everyone. Dui walaupun kau Miss Universe dang, mun kau masuk jamban doing your number two ia jua jamban atu bebau oleh mu. Iatah to prove my point cuba kamu pikir kenapa ada all this perfume, eau de toilet, air freshener and all? ITS BECAUSE KAMI SEMUA BEBAU. No denying that.
And y, just because orang atu lawa doesnt make us different. As I said Miss Universe atu inda jua harum banar tu mun ia kejamban doing you-know-what. I mean, just because ia Miss Universe mun ia break wind abis keluar bau tulips and orchids and roses? Inda kan! kan?KAN!haha.
I mean look at J'lo, Kylie Minok (payah spell namanya ani), Victoria Beckham and all those celebrities yang ada dorang punya lines of perfumes. Do you think dorang buat ani pasal dorang harum? I DONT THINK SO. We are all the same. Again, i emphasize that WE ARE ALL THE SAME.
Haha. so there. i hope you've changed your mind pasal envying those oh-so-lawa-tapi-sebanarnya-inda-jua-berapa-people. =D
And that, people, are the bits and pieces of thoughts that occur in my awesome mind.
<3, fiqah
p.s : I think my IQ dropeed by a gazillion points listening to my 9 year old brother explaining the mechanics of farting.
p.p.s : buntal<3 =P hehe
You got me XOXO,
Wedah