Friday, April 25, 2008
Astah was written at 10:43 PM
So there I was relaxing on the most comfortable, most fit to your body, most squishy thing you have ever put your butt on; my grandmother's sofa. It smells like...Well, my grandmother. Anyway, we were at my auntie's house (ada gathering-gathering biasalah ah) with the parents in the kitchen, the kids dispersing into every room of every corner they could find to 'play' and the young adults (eceh) all sitting quietly like saints chatting on their mobiles and playing games with their laptops; I can't wait for e-speed. All of a sudden, ada tia IM; it was my friend. The text went something like this:Friend: Ewww...! Membari gali!!!
Me: apa? apa? apa?
And then this friend of mine started to cerita that he read some tagboard and it was mentioning tampons. The tagboard also described what it is and what not. Being the curious type, he was not satisfied with just a mere explaination of tampons from a tagboard... So he googled it and the oh so amazing google pun bagilah ia info-info lengkap tentang tampons. So you can think with what I mean by lengkap. Haha siap dengan gambar yoh... With instructions on how to use it. He is I think, still mortified with it. Traumatized kali ya.
I was wait, I'm still shocked with what my friend had encountered and all I got to say is... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Iatah tu nah siapa suruh curious! Of all the things to be curious about, tampons would be one of it? I mean, everybody knows that you shove tampons up your nose when you have nosebleeds.
So Friend, let this be a lesson to NOT GOOGLE EVERYTHING THAT YOU'RE CURIOUS ABOUT. Some are better left alone..Ok? Ok? Ok...
*yawn* I'm going to sleep now. Good night Sabri my Friend, pak u~ =P
You got me XOXO,
Wedah