Monday, June 9, 2008
The Art Of Cooking was written at 3:18 PM
Cooking compromises everything. When i say everything, I mean EVERYTHING. so erm yeah. Biology, Chemistry, Physics crap, Maths, English, Malay, Ugama, Psycology, Computer, Business, Music, Art. EVERYTHING. majal jua tu aku ah.The biology of cooking:
Diffusion. Osmosis. Enzymes. Biology. Marinate. Yes? so no need for futher explaination.
The chemistry of cooking:
Rate of reaction. Salt. Chemistry. Salt. Chopping food so it gets cooked faster. Yes? Needs no futher elaboration.
The physics crap of cooking:
Light. Energy. Heat. Crap. Physics. Fire, Flame to cook food. No crap in cooking. Thats just disgusting. HAHA
The maths of cooking:
Ratio. Mass. Volume. Grams. Litres. Maths. Amount used for ingredients.
The english of cooking:
Letters. Words. Sentences. Paragraphs. English. Reading recipes from the English cook book. Enough said.
The malay of cooking:
refer to paragraph above, change english to malay :)
The ugama of cooking:
Diffrentiate between halal and haramshit.
The psychology of cooking:
Patience. Psychology. Patience is neede when waiting for the food to cook, the soup to boil, the lamb chop to get its tang, The dough to rise... The list goes on so patience is a must.
The computer of cooking:
Being computer literate is a must when you are trying to download a recipe or a cooking video so yes. Computer.
The business of cooking:
When you sell the food that you cook. Thats business baby.
The music of cooking:
Thats you singing while waiting for the cake to rise. Its actually a matter of opinion, when you open your mouth and all the food rot, its noice but if all the food sways (like it does to me;P) to your follow your musical voice, its music.
The art of cooking:
Decorating the food. Art. Walaupun nyaman bah apa kau masak atu mun macam t*** usulnya, i doubt urang yang ampai-ampai setangah mati atu pun kan makan. Baik ia mati kali. Eh apakan. Emo jua ku. HAHA. Apanya si Fiqah ah.
So erm yeah. Cooking is Everything. If you know how to cook then You actually are a genius. Its also multitasking - doing LOADS of things at once.
I dont really know the point of this post. Im just doing this sal i've got nothing else to do. Eventhough Sir Stats gonna love me esuk for not doing any homework. AT ALL. I actually DO NOT see the point of stats. Sheesh. The probability of... The Standard Cumulative Thingy.. WHATS THE POINT?? Well i guess mun ku keraja jadi Chef slash Enviromentalist (HAHA. wai. this is for you) i would probably need the Probabilty distribution to know which fish untuk di masak for which customer and whatever. Note the Sarcasm.
bah bah im off to cook,
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p.s: Jeer, if you read this, baik kau tag!!=D
p.p.s : Buntal less than three (mal. this is for you. HAHA)
You got me XOXO,
Fiq