Phone conversations you don’t want to experience when its 3 o clock in the morning:

1.

CALLER: Hello?
YOU: Hello?
CALLER: Hello?
YOU: Hello?
CALLER: Hello?
YOU: Hello?

2 hours later…

CALLER: Hello?
YOU: Hello?
CALLER: Hello?
YOU: Hello?
CALLER: Hello?

Clearly if this really did happen, both parties are not too bright.

2.

CALLER: Hello, Ann?
YOU: Nope
CALLER: Annabel?
YOU: Nope
CALLER: Jessica?
YOU: Nope
CALLER: Suzie?
YOU: Nope
CALLER: Leslie?
YOU: Nope
CALLER: Neil?
YOU: Nope
CALLER: Alex?
YOU: Nope
CALLER: John?
YOU: Nope
CALLER: Sarah?
YOU: Nope
CALLER: Mona?
YOU: Nope
CALLER: Peter
YOU: Nope
CALLER: Lisa?
YOU: Nope
CALLER: Nathan?
YOU: Nope
CALLER: Oh ok. I think I have the wrong number.

… Seriously.


3.

YOU: Hello?
CALLER: Oh Hey! Ure Awake!
YOU: Yeah well I am now
CALLER: Good cos I need company. I can’t sleep.
YOU: That makes the two of us.
CALLER: So listen I had the most brilliant idea! I think if we catch all the mosquitoes that ever existed in the world we might become millionaires.
YOU: …

2 hours later…

CALLER: Ok so cancel zebras. MAYBE MAYBE... OH! I’ve got a good one! What about dinosaurs? Dinosaurs are awesome right. So what we do is…
YOU: …

CALLER: Well if u look at the time! Its time for me to get ready for work! Thanks for listening man.
YOU: …
CALLER: So I’ll catch u later, yeah?
YOU: …

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